"Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’" Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via hate)
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laura-prepoff:

jackblogguy:

noein:

never forget when the biebs tried to grow a stache

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i thought that was michael cera for a second

Omfg

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If I’m comfortable with you, I’ll:

jiidesu:

niicolodean:

  • call you names
  • tell you weird and personal details about myself
  • say “I NEED TO PEE” instead of just brb
  • type in caps a lot.

If i’m extra comfortable with you I’ll do all that and:

  • talk casually about porn and really perverted thoughts 
  • share funny photos from my tumblr dash
  • actually tell you when i’m upset 
  • try to make conversation with you 
  • just generally act really silly when I’m in a good mood
  • tell you jokes even if they’re bad 
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mirroredphotography:

Sunset over the Riff

xxcactusdudexx:

you ever playing a video game and die in such a bullshit way that you need to go lie down for a few hours to recover

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lunalovegouda:

Those people who constantly reblog your stuff but you never really talk:

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yupitsrex:

tylerchokely:

dont push bitch

can we just acknowledge how smooth that trip was like he must be a professional tripper or something
legalmeth:

☆ similar here ☆